Tuesday, May 10, 2005

I found Satan.

Student loans are the devil. I won't think about how much money all those cafeteria meals I didn't eat will end up costing me when I repay with years of interest accrued.

I had to call the customer service hotline because I had questions. I was taken aback by the number: 1-800-666. . . Coincidence? I think not.

1 comment:

Sarah said...

You know? I bet that if you talked to Rita instead, she could figure the interest out and arrange it so that instead of taking out a student loan, you could just directly pay her the same amount. No loan!

Speaking of Satan . . .